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Posted on 16th Apr at 7:20 AM, with 371,460 notes
motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

Posted on 15th Apr at 5:20 PM, with 165,168 notes

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

Posted on 14th Apr at 8:40 PM, with 25,224 notes

burgrs:

im so sick of boys…not all boys…just those boys…you know the ones (all of them)

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:20 PM, with 484,923 notes

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

But dude next to them really thought Snoop meant to just say the word “ho” though, so while everyone’s singing he’s over there speaking “Ho….ho.”

Posted on 14th Apr at 2:00 PM, with 79,415 notes
"If a girl is lucky enough to receive any sex education, she will be taught the biological basics. She’ll learn that men have penises and testicles and produce sperm and women have vaginas and uterii and produce ova. She’ll learn that when a man and a woman have sex, the man inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina until he ejaculates. She’ll learn that the semen in the ejaculate will render her vulnerable to pregnancy so she will have to protect herself by using a hormonal or a barrier contraceptive. Hormonal contraception is preferable because barrier methods such as condoms, while safer for women, apparently reduce sensation for men which is obviously a no-no. It’s much better that a woman take a pill every day for her entire reproductive lifespan, or get a painful injection every 12 weeks, or have a copper rod inserted into her uterus, or a silicone rod implanted into her arm. She probably won’t learn that 3 out of 4 women never orgasm from vaginal intercourse. She almost definitely won’t learn how women do achieve orgasm. She’ll learn her place as a receptacle."
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